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Then this guy who got sick went to the doctor. and the dude got totally upset when the doctor tried to make him like the doctor was- healthy!
He says what you dont think this is serious??!!

You think thats funny? How come when you are telling your troubles to somebody you want them to get upset!

Then there was this guy who was feeling thirsty. Now he wasn't a lazy good for nothing lay about, not he! So he decided to do something about it- he went to the river and filling bucket after bucket he threw water all around the room. Then when the water drained away, he went and did it again!
And for the life of him, he couldn't understand why he remained thirsty!!

You think thats funny? How come your busy fixing the outside when the unhappiness is inside?

A new nation had not yet realized the dangers of capitalism, and so had not passed many necessary laws. One amongst them was the "best before" law, which required all goods sold to have expiry dates printed on them.
Naturally all the expired medicines and rotting packaged food containers found their way in. And the people wondered why the medicine they ate to get better made them worse, and the food they relied upon made them sick.

You think thats funny? You think the words you hold against yourself and others don't have an expiry date?

I get out of the merc Vuitton shades in place, black Armani, Coachs leading the way, Dangling from my arm; Satya Paul, Zaveri with Jimmy Chous heels and still...
still this street urchin guy thing, wearing rags and with dirt in his hair.. he. HE! has a bigger more beautiful smile!!

-- Found in the "Reason for visit" Column of one of the cities leading Plastic Surgeons patient register.

You think thats funny? Well... so do I. :)

Ahmad was enemies with Mustafa and Husain, and so Ahmed decided that he must poison both of them. He went and got two humidifier which released slow acting poisons in the air.
Once he got them, he installed them in his own house, in a position such that they could be seen from the window. He also put two placards around them stating in big bold letters "FOR MUSTAFA", and "FOR HUSAIN" respectively.
Seeing this, Mustafa got offended, and went and got his own poisonous humidifier and installed it in his own house, with a placard around it saying "FOR AHMAD".
Husain, on seeing the humidifier in Ahmad's house, burst out laughing. Of course this made Ahmad even more mad, so he bought one more poisonous humidifier and installed it in his own house with another placard: "FOR HUSAIN".

And Ahmad and Mustafa and all their guests and friends and family, slowly got poisoned.
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You think thats funny? Where do you keep your hate, rage and resentment?

ETA: "and resentment" and the Subject.